Clone 4 - Chapter 1

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Introduction

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Nice shoebox!!
Yeah, it's your shoebox - I'm glad you like it!!
I was being sarcastic - please tell me you don't expect me to live there!!
Stop moaning - you've had worse .... a lot worse!!!

What is wrong with you now!!??
I don't like this bench!!  I keep having horrible dreams about being homeless and sleeping on a bench just like this one!!
(Giggles because its not actually a dream)
Marty that bench is the least of your worries right now!!
Yeah - I can imagine YOU are - I guess there is something nasty coming my way again!!  So come on - what have you got me doing this time???

I want you to have some children and grandchildren for me.
That doesn't sound too bad - so I can get married and have a family and live a normal life for a change?
Not exactly - you definitely can't get married until after you have given me all the children and grandchildren that I want.
I should have known it was too good to be true and that there would be a catch!!  How many children are we talking about anyway?
I want you to have 100 children ......
HOW MANY?!
100 children and 30 grandchildren to be precise!! 
Are you mad??!!  What are you trying to do kill me off - more to the point how do you expect one woman to have 100 babies?!

It's not going to be just one woman - in fact - its going to be a lot of different women, one woman one pregnancy, if you are lucky you might get some twins or triplets sometimes.
Yeah right!!!  Like I'm a hunk who has lots of women throwing themselves at me everyday!!!  I have trouble finding one women how do you expect me to find lots of them?
You don't need to worry about that -  you will be getting a constant stream of female housemates, I'll supply the victims women all you have to do is supply the babies.
Why did you just call them victims?
Because contrary to what they might think, you wont be falling in love with them or getting married to them, they will only be staying long enough to give you a baby, then you will be kicking them out and keeping the baby.
Charming - I don't know how you sleep at night!!!
You are the one who is going to be having the sleepless nights - lots of babies crying!!

So now you have had a look around, its not quite the shoebox you thought is it?!
I suppose, but if you think I'm getting 100 children in this house, you're off your head!!
You have a lot of empty land on this lot so you can extend and build yourself a bigger and better house  - once you've earned some money of course.
Yes I need to get a job, I notice you haven't given me much money again, where is the sports stadium in this town?

There isn't a sports stadium in this town - and you can't get yourself a job anyway - You will need to stay at home and be a full time Dad.
Great!!  So where is the money coming from?
You have to earn your money by fishing - gardening - writing - painting - busking - anyway you can find to earn money without being employed.
I don't think I want to hear anymore - do you always set out on purpose to give me a shit life!!?? 
Everyone else only gets one life - so why are you even complaining?!

So are you just going to sit sulking for the rest of day watching TV - when you could be out doing something useful - like making a start on earning some money?
No actually, I am doing something useful,  I'm watching a fishing program, learning how to fish - not that I know where to fish in this town!!
I'll put you a pond in the garden, after all you won't be able to wander too far once the babies start arriving will you. Maybe you should go and have a wander around the town now while you have the chance.

Now what are you doing - you look shifty?
I'm looking for some seeds to plant but they don't seem to have any.
No they won't they sell fruit and veg - not seeds.
So how do I start off my garden?
You can plant the fruit and veg and they will grow the same as seeds but maybe you should read some gardening books at the library first.

Well this is just great!!!   Out of all that fruit and veg I bought - I can only plant one tomato!!
Well I did tell you to read a gardening book first!!
This is ridiculous, it would be much easier just to let me get a job!!
No!!  You can't afford to pay a baby sitter everyday anyway!!

Where did this wishing well come from?
Its that pond I promised you - I thought we would cheat a little - it will save you running around town trying to find different types of fish - you can catch everything from out of that well.
That's handy as I'd much rather be doing fishing than gardening - it quite nice.
Finally something you haven't moaned at!!!

I don't like you out fishing this late - its getting close to midnight - you are a sitting duck for the aliens to come and snatch you away.
Aliens - do you really believe in all that rubbish!!
Yes - trust me they love abducting you!!
I worry about your sanity sometimes - I've never been abducted by aliens!!
Not in this life ... yet... but no doubt it will happen soon enough!!!

That fish is just pathetic!!
Are you sure there are lots of different types of fish in here because all I've caught so far is 6 of these tiny little things. 
You need to sleep you're first victim arrives at 9am in the morning and I'm kind of bored sitting here watching you fish indefinitely  

Look at this - a treasure chest!!
I wouldn't get too excited!!

A worthless gnome!!
Told you!!

You are up and out early!!  Excited about today?
No I'm not!!!  I'm just popping into the grocery store to sell the fish I caught last night.
Those little tiddly things are not going to make you rich quick!!
Ha! ha!

Why are you chasing that horse?
I'm trying to watch it and pet it but it keeps running off - I like horses
You can get that thought right out of your head - you are definitely not having one!!!
Spoil sport!!

Why is there a strange woman sitting on my couch?
She is your first victim housemate, she arrived while you were chasing that horse around the streets.
You mean ...... I've got to ........ with her??!!
Yes, I'm not asking you to fall in love with her, in fact I don't want you falling in love with any of them,  you just have to ....... well, you know!!

Yeah that's what worries me!!!

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Clone 4 - How Many Children!!??

CLONE 4 - HOW MANY CHILDREN?!

I have just started playing a new file with Marty and thought I should blog it for a change - as I'm hoping this one will keep me amused for quite a while.  I play with Marty constantly and there is so much that I don't blog!!!

This will be starting off firstly with the purpose of me doing the 30 grandchildren badge.  So Marty is just going to keep having children  - so that when his offspring have grown up they can move out so that Story Progression can work on his 30 grandchildren. (I have put NRass SP Mod back into my game to help with the grandchildren).

While I'm waiting for the grandchildren to arrive - there has to be a purpose for this game so Secondly as I have always wanted to do a 100 baby challenge - I am hoping to do this too, but may just stop when I've achieved the 30 grandchildren - it just depends on how close I am to the 100 babies and how bored I am. 


But I'm not going to make his life (or mine) easy!!!!  Trying to stick to 100 baby challenge rules as much as possible - he will not be getting married and all the baby Mommy's will be different women.  One pregnancy per woman.   I will be using the housemate system to provide the babies Mommy's - he will have one female housemate living with him at a time - once she has provided him with offspring, she will be dismissed - the system will automatically move in a new female housemate at 9am the following morning - the next baby Mom.  As the female are going to be housemates I have totally no control over them at all (they appear on the portrait panel but you can't control them) so they are going to be very unpredictable and should be quite entertaining.  The game gives the baby its first two traits and name - I have totally no control over the baby until it is born and becomes a controllable member of the household.

The only thing I am not sure about is if the game will send me a new housemate after there are more than 8 sims living in the house - I won't know until I get there - so for this reason I'm turning down the lifespan of of the offspring (BABYS I'll age up after 1 day - TODDLERS 5 days CHILDREN 5 days TEENS 5 days - as soon as the child becomes a young adult they will be moved out into town.)

He will be moving into a small house in an emptyish town that only has a park - school - library - Town Hall / Military / Police - grocery store - book shop and cemetery.
He will not be getting a job other than a self employed one that he can do at home (because he will be busy raising all of his babies)  Marty will be living off gardening, fishing, painting, writing etc.   I'll be following Marty's wishes for the most part and building the town up as it goes along.  He will be getting fertility treatment reward as soon as I can get it for him.

This may be a little long winded and I wouldn't be surprised if I fail (this is my third attempt at doing the 30 grandchildren badge, however, both attempts before were done WITHOUT the NRass SP mod)  So I may do other Clones stuff in between.

First chapter will be along shortly.

Disposing of Justine

I put this on my randomness blog ages ago (in April 2012) and meant to post it here too - so here it is.

Since I first got sims 3 and started obsessing over  Marty Keaton  the first thing I usually do when I enter Sunset Valley is dispose of Justine, once she has had the baby of course.

I seriously don't like the woman and over time I have found many ways to dispose of her from setting her on fire, locking her in a room till she starves, drowning her in the swimming pool etc but the latest way has to be the best!!

The usual scene on entering their home - you can see the friction between them.
Why he married this woman I will never know!!
Yet another EA fail!!!!

 Then there is the usual bust up - she is such a miserable cow and so cruel to Marty!!
That baby could only have been made by artificial insemination

Meet Daisy, the new family pet.  Marty being the outdoor type of guy decided he wanted a cow plant, not a cat or dog like everyone else.

See - there is already more love between Marty and the cow than there is between him and his wife!!

Justine had to irritate me by keep feeding Daisy.

Daisy has morals, she does not eat pregnant women or children.

Go on Justine you keep on teasing Daisy

Once you have had that baby you are going to know about it!!!

I ended up building a fence to keep the two mad cows apart.  It took nearly a sim week for Daisy to get hungry and Justine could not resist cake!!

haaa!! Sucker!!!

Daisy seemed a little hesitant about eating Justine at first, she kept sniffing her.

Now you see her.

Now you dont!!

YEEESSS!!

Then Daisy started gagging.

and spat Justine out .....DAMN!!!!

Obviously Daisy thinks she is as disgusting as I do!!

Three times Daisy spat Justine out!!!

I warned her - she would not be fed again until she had eaten Justine.

Milk anyone???

Marty did get a little upset.

But he soon got over it and even rewarded Daisy for being such a good cow.

R.I.P. Justine

You wont be missed.

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I am not always so cruel - it is just that woman!!!! 

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Now since the release of Supernatural / Seasons / University and Island Paradise there are many more ways of sim disposing available to me (evil grin) 

so don't be surprised if you see more Disposing of Justine threads!!

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Clone 3 - FAILED

Firstly - I have an apology to make  ..........

CLONE 3

Clone 3 I am having to put down as a failure and I won't be complete it..

It has been quite a few months ago now (around about the time Supernatural came out)  I had pc problems - the motherboard fried - and this was one of the files that I lost.

So unfortunately - I cant do any more of it.  But I do plan to restart the toddler challenge in the future, but not just yet.

Clone 3 - Chapter 3

DAY THREE

Wednesday is the first to wake up.

Grabbing cereal - he's learning slowly!!

Shush big mouth!!  I'm coming as quick as I can!!!

I'm not sure what stinks more - you or that full potty!!

That's Monday potty trained - well done!!
Yes - one less nappy to change!!

Wednesday doesn't look too happy to be sat on that potty!!
He isn't, I've just had a right fight with him
Another one with your boney cheek bones and pout!!
Shut up!!!

Stinky little monsters!!!
That's no way to talk about your kids Marty, and have you smelt yourself!!?? 
I wish I had time to take a shower!!
There is a lot of toxic green smoke coming from those pits of yours!!

He managed to grab a juice after a quick shower while the toddlers are happily playing.

and a quick nap on the sofa .......

... which was short lived as Marty was woken up by a screaming Saturday

A spooky full moon which unnerved most of the toddlers including Marty
Only the two vampire toddlers were not spooked by the full moon.

Monday using the potty all on his own - too cute!!

Tuesday is also now potty trained and he's hanging out with his other potty trained sibling by the potty's - I found this funny!!

DONT YOU DARE PASS OUT AGAIN!!
I'm exhausted!!!
You only have one more dirty nappy to change and one toddler to put to bed.
I don't think I'm going to make it!!

End of Day Three

All eight sleeping babies again (and he managed it without passing out) - lets hope he can keep this routine going!!!

DAY FOUR

Wednesday is the first one to start screaming the place down in the morning.

Wednesday is the first to wake me up again!!!
Yes I noticed he doesn't seem to need a lot of sleep, he's not the first to bed but he's the first one to wake.

Juice again?
It's all I have time for
Finally - you get it!!!

While the rest of the toddlers are still sleeping he manages to feed himself and Wednesday and make a start on his potty training.

Maybe if you emptied those potties a little more often you wouldn't have so many puddles to clean up!!!
How many pairs of hands do you think I have??!!

 Thursday and Friday begin their potty training.

Silence - all 7 happily fed and have clean nappies - no crying.

One exhausted and stinky Marty takes the chance to have a soak

but the silence never lasts long - a few of the toddlers have started to get hungry.

GREAT!!!  JUST GREAT!!!

(-5) for Marty passing out on the floor

Hurry up before you pass out again and get all those toddlers to bed before they start passing out too!!!
Stop nagging!!!

Marty managed to get all the toddlers to bed and himself without any more passing out - but its virtually the next morning - their body clocks are all out of sink with time.

End of Day Four

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+3 for each toddler skill learned (walk - talk - potty) = Monday - Monday / Tuesday

+1 for each toddler skill maxed (xylophone - logic block) =

-1 for everytime Marty pees himself =  (-1)

-5 for everytime Marty passes out on the floor = (-5) (-5)

-1 for every time a toddler passes out on the floor =

+ 3 for each toddler trait I am allowed to pick when they age up =

- 5 for every social worker warning notice =

Boney Love!!

This is my first attempt at doing a comic strips.