Marty is about to do the Sims 3 Toddler challenge.
(Finally I get my backside into gear blush)
He is soooo going to love this challenge - NOT!!!!
If you have not seen the sims3 toddler challenge before details can be found <<<HERE>>>
Hiya Marty, ready to become super dad??
You again - I might have known - I already don't like the look of this, just how many toddlers are here?
Seven and they are all yours!!
All seven of them have Marty genes - they are your offspring - you had the pleasure of creating them, now you get to look after them..
They can't be my kids!!
Oh they are I helped you make them myself.
Yeah - I bet you did!! This can't be happening and whatever you have planned for me this time - forget it!!! - I'm NOT doing it!!!
Oh come on - I've built you a lovely house on your own little island - you should be grateful, but if you're not happy - I could always send you back to Justine!!!
Silence - threaten him with that woman - and it gets him every time!!!
Would you like me to introduce your children to you?
If you must!!
his mother is Patches Swan
(Patches appeared in Clone 2)
|Monday has the IF hidden trait|
his mother is Octavia
(Octavia appeared in Clone 1)
|Tuesday is a vampire|
his mother is Lilly Seacreast
(Lilly appeared in Clone 2)
her mother is Coconut Rum Tartlet
(Coconut appeared in Clone 2)
her mother is Viola Sharpe
(Viola appeared in Clone 2)
her mother is Kandice Swan
(Kandice is from my S.W.A.N wishacy)
|Saturday is a vampire|
his mother is Bebe Hart
(Bebe is a Sunset Valley premade)
Phone their mothers - I can't look after all of these on my own!!
Sorry no can do - you are their Dad you need to take care of them.
Why did you name my children after the days of the week?
Well on Monday you visited Patches, Tuesday you visited Octavia, Wednesday ....
OK OK I get the picture!!!!
You know you should try and stop freaking out in front of your babies - you are scaring them!!
This one doesn't look anything like me!!
No, she's one of the lucky ones, Thursday takes after her Mother more than you thankfully!!!.
Hey - what are you trying to say?!
Nothing. (whistles a happy tune)
....... and what's going on with this one?? His eyes are like glass.
Tuesday is a vampire, and so is Saturday.
OH NO!!! I don't know how to look after blood suckers - you need to get their mothers to come and collect them - this isn't happening!!
Oh yes it is happening - stop winging and get on with it!!
All the toddlers make a beeline for the xylophones and logic blocks and are all happily playing ..... for now!!
Well this is easier than I thought!!!
Don't kid yourself, it hasn't even started yet - boy are you in for a surprise!!! You might want to try counting them Marty - there is only 6 here you have lost one already!!!
Which one is missing?
Monday - you have left him outside!!! Great start!!!
He's stopped crying, he's fine now - look.
Yeah, no thanks to you!
What is that thing he's playing with?
Its an IF doll - they all have one - quite funny really because Monday has the IF hidden trait - his Mom used to be one of those dolls and when Monday grows up he will be able to turn into one.
What!? You're bonkers!! Two vampires and a doll is there anything else you need to tell me about these kids.
No that's about it I think ....... except I think one of them has filled their nappy!!
Man that stinks!!!!
You had better get used to that smell, soon you are will have 7 smelly children and it is going to get very stinky around here - including you!!
I never stink - I keep myself very clean thank you!!
Remind me of that in a few days time, by then you should be stinking to high heaven!!!
What do you think you're doing?
Working out - what does it look like!!
You need to stop that - you haven't got time for that and its just a waste of energy - you are going to need every ounce of energy you have to look after those 7 kids of yours - if you think you getting a regular nights sleep from now on, you are sadly mistaken.
You know I want to be a Superstar Athlete - I need to workout.
Not in this life you don't!! In this life you want to be surrounded by children - so you need to get them safely to teen age.
Maybe I should tell you something. Don't think you can just leave them there to look after themselves, you have to bring them up properly - all of them - they need to be taught things before they become children.
You need to teach them to walk and talk, they need to be potty trained too, as well as feeding them, keeping them in clean nappies and putting them to bed before they collapse on the carpet. It would also be nice for them to max their xylophone and logic block skills.
You don't want much do you!!! And I am supposed to do this all on my own?
Yes - that's the idea.
Lets just hope you don't suck at being a Dad!!!!!
The scoring I will be working with
+3 for each toddler skill learned (walk - talk - potty)
+1 for each toddler skill maxed (xylophone - logic block)
-1 for everytime Marty pees himself
-5 for everytime Marty passes out on the floor
-1 for every time a toddler passes out on the floor
+ 3 for each toddler trait I am allowed to pick when they age up
- 5 for every social worker warning notice
I will leave most of the scoring until the end (skills learned and maxed)
Marty will not have the help of a baby sitter or maid because they are on asylum island a world I built that is totally deserted - it has one house lot (Marty's) and nothing else. Maids, baby sitters, pizza delivery do not come to the island when called. The repo man will not come either if the bills are not paid - but the social worker WILL come if any of the toddlers are neglected.
The game gave all the toddlers IF dolls - I did think about taking these off them but as Marty has to do this TOTALLY ALONE (no babysitter) I left the dolls as compensation.
The house I built for this challenge - also Marty and his 7 offspring
will be available to download off the exchange shortly if you would like to try this challenge for yourself.